LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

In the kingdom of the kind, everyone at my work, still hates me, People dine with friends after work, I dine alone on popcorn and ghee, In t...

My friend Mr. E was a POI, A person of interest, maybe a spy, He spoke fluent Yeti, Dated his secretary, Green Betty,  Almost everyt...

My boss kicked me hard, down the unemployment path, Because my employer required I do math, But not too long out the door, I got work moping...

I was on the down ballot, on the down ballot way down deep, Running for the coveted office, listed as County Creep, Unopposed was I, But we ...

I went to.the doctor's office to have them take out stiches, It cost me every coin I got, I cleaned out my britches, They covered my wou...

New Years Eve I had over all my bosses, And, they drank down all my sauces, My party got praise, But I didn't get a raise, My alcohol br...

My email said I was terminated, Said my last check would be prorated, It would reflect my slow pace, 1/3 of my pay base, I felt cheated, and...