LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Bell fish are swimming and mating, way out in the bay, They go ding and they go dong, and they ding dong all day, Baby bell fish are chimes,...

There was this vampire, he hung down from an oak tree, Everyone who passed got a little neck bitey, Blood flowed like a river, Which made gi...

The enormous, big, bad boulder, came rolling down the hill, It took out my camper, it was a total camper kill, I had not any place to stay, ...

I've heard I live in an epoch called anthropocene, I looked for dinosaurs, but none have I seen, I guess it's human caused, And not ...

The big rain storm hit so hard that my boat went sinkin', My house collapsed down the hill, like the logs of Lincoln, It rained over 10 ...

It rained so very much, that mud went sliding on down the hill, Along with my shack, and dozens of dried bundles of dill, It was a disaster,...

I about had a heart attack, When the wind blew down my little shack, It's the past, I won't look back Lots of firewood to stack, I...