LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I'm being called a hominid, because I like to stand on my two hind feet, The only reason I do it, is to see if I can find something to e...

Why do they call it Florida, instead of Florido? Would you rather call it duh, or rhyme it with kangaroo?  Names should be real sweetie cute...

It hailed upon my head so hard, It made me puke up my Swiss chard, They was diet greens To untighten my jeans, So I'd no longer have the...