LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Mr. Williams had a nasal hair, It was a foot long so many people would stare, He went to Nantucket, To find a barber to cut it, But, now...

There was a green goblin named Snooki Bear, He liked to give the village a scare, Then, a leprechaun named O'Malley, Fought Snooki ...