LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I have a dire wolf, and he bit off my long nose, It's a good thing I'm a troll, for now a new one grows, The dire wolf grew whimper,...

My big pet dragon, he just eats and he eats, Dragon eats one peasant, and then he repeats, I'm running out of my peasants, He won't ...

There were three evil trolls way out in the deep woods, They were snacking on good Little Red Riding Hoods, A hungry dragon was flying, Thou...

I knew this fire breathing dragon, named Fred, He wouldn't eat anything, unless it was dead, In his belly, Fred did carry, A big, vast p...

Three little green leprechauns, stood outside my front door, They each had a shillelagh, and were prepared for war, I asked them in for tea,...

Kayzears the dragon popped out of an egg, As soon as she popped, she ate my left leg, The kids hid in a box, Kayzears was smart as a fox, Af...

My gargoyle ripped up my homework, then chowed down poor auntie Bess, My gargoyle was a real jerk, and on the floor, left a big scat mess, H...

Hey, little guy with the big, high dome, I understand they call you a gnome, I wish you'd leave and go home, Instead around my garden, y...