LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There is a fairly young dragon, who lives down by the big lake, He lives in a cave made of clam shells, from his picnic clam bake, Since nic...

A dragon walked into the Sand Beach Summer Park, He chewed on the visitors, until it got dark, As the last person got chewed, The dragon did...

Adam was a cute little troll, a cute little troll, like me, Then our Adam grew to be six feet tall, by the age of three, At four, Adam playe...

I did my daily doomscrolling after midnight, The spirits squeezed up to my body, really tight, On all the channels I could see, Videos stric...

My gargoyle went out on the big lake, My very best, darn row boat, he did take, I called him, " come back home", He was headed tow...

About 100 dogs ran down a long, sunny hill, Chasing a big, green dragon through a wide field of dill, The dragon got to the water, Swam off,...

I'm a big, old fire-breathing dragon, who lives up on the hill, I scare those pesky pilgrims, who sneak up upon me, for their thrill, I ...

There once was a big dragon, named Steve, He ate witches on All Hallows Eve, He ate a demon called Zeaming Now Steve's ears are both ste...

My pet red dragon Frederick, has four wings, They are great for doing acrobatic things, He can swirl in a turn, With a fire breathing burn, ...

The big, bad dragon really screamed, the big, bad dragon really roared, After Sammy bled it dry, with a little, pretend sword, Then Sammy go...

The great Ann Arbor Dragon turned himself into stone, For he ate sixty tons of pure, crunchy human bone, What's acceptable to eat, Is on...

Dragons will eat nothing but fatty, red meat, Their fat clogged arteries won't let their hearts beat,  The dragons are always joking, Th...

Today my dear, pretty mama unicorn, Had a precious, little corn baby born, The baby corn was stuck, From mama, I did pluck, I pulled out the...

I went to a wedding between an ogre and troll, It was real deep in a cave, I felt like a ground mole, Neither of them was Einstein bright, I...

A dragon ate every ear of corn in each field, That greatly reduced the gross domestic cornfield yield, We sent him a kind letter, Asked that...

Kayzears the dragon has lived for 12,000 years, She loves eating pie, and pickled human ears, She can make someone cry, By eating their thig...

The drunken dragon fell into the sea, It put out his light, and the cold made him pee, There was no fire in his breath, He was drowning to d...

My bud Harvey, is a big drunk, fire breathing dragon, He drinks way, way too much, and won't chill on the wagon, Today he drank potater ...

My fire breathing drinking bud, drank way, way to much beer, He was celebrating burning villages; the causation of his cheer, Well, we took ...

I went deep into the forest and what the heck did I find? A fat little gnome chewing on a watermelon rind, The watermelon was of course stol...