LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I saw through the window snow fairies were acting high and jolly, They were chewing on the green, green leaves that coat my climbing holly, ...

The Corn Moon rises up into the September sky, Forest monsters are dancing, and weird pumpkins, they fly, The great pigs we baste and roast,...

There be a clan of fairies, who live down by the bog, They buzz around my head, in nights pitch thick, with blue fog, They have pulled out m...

There was a fire breathing dragon, and he was acting like a goof, The dragon, was dancing down the center of my big red barns, tin roof, The...

For family dinner, I cooked a small, garden gnome, When I fried his little giblets, he begged to go home, "I'm awful hungry", ...

A little goblin was hanging outside my door, The gob had a bow, an arrow, and one thing more, He had a stick, That little sick, The gob whac...

I came upon a Minotaur, and he gored me with his horns, I had just been food shopping, so I dropped all my cans of corns, I dropped my butte...

I followed some tire marks in the sand, They led to a gargoyle band, The one named Sweet Hilda, Sang Waltzing Matilda, While the others laid...