LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was shaving when Occam's razor cut my face, I'm suing his company in a big court case, The razor cut really deep, I got the blood ...

I walked all the way to Tranquility Base, There, a mean moon monster got into my face, Feeling real tough that day, I told him to run away, ...

I know it sounds incredibly weird, My family and pets have disappeared, Except my pet dinosaur, Because she loves me more, She comforts me w...

  In the chimney hobgoblins appeared, The Christmas tree, now looks really weird, I got a message from Claus, At my home, he won't pause...