LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Ferris played masterfully, an ancient instrument, called the harpsichord, The elegant music was comforting, enchanting; a good soul's re...

I played my gorgeous oboe with the choir, at the church, I made magnificent music from my balcony perch, But, just a squeak and a squawk, St...

I made plans, and built a massive bunker, so I could sleep soundly at night, I will be quite safe from falling acorns, and such things that ...

I auditioned for the local orchestra, to play 1st chair trombone, I played a song called "Om Papa", with my bone muted by a mute c...

Beautiful Banjo Bob had a knobby, hardwood, beech, peg leg,    It did not line up with his foot, so his walking was irreg, When he was on th...

All I want for Christmas is a brand new flugelhorn, A truck ran over my old one, and made my horn unborn, I play my horn at the corner and g...

Tory the 1st chair trumpeter, became quite unhinged, Because on Johann S. Bach, all night she super binged, Her lips were sore, Her tongue w...

I stored away my trumpet, for the last thirteen odd years, I got it out to play, but it just made noise to my ears, My lips are all soft blu...

I directed the local, township choir, For each tunes perfection, I did aspire, If the notes sounded extremely bad, I sent email, with emoji,...

I spend all my day, economic doomscrolling, I spend most all evenings, amateur bowling, I play my new flute, it's a Pan, Spoon garbanzo ...

I played in the trumpet competition, and came in number nine, My teacher said I sounded o.k., my mama said I did fine, Being judged number n...

I was up on the main stage, showing off my whistling ways, I whistle real good, and at major concert venues, it pays, I whistled, "Swee...

Benjamin played the Little Fugue by J. S. Back, He uploaded it to the app they call Tic Tok, They say, Benny played pretty good, On his reco...

Terry is a tubaleer, his tuba sound is Jim dandy, When Terry plays his tuba, many sing and dance, like Randy, Randy stomps his two fat feet,...

Fred decided to buy a  new shinny horn, cornet, Fred went to Hornhub, they are found on the internet, Fred picked out one that shined, His c...

I cannot sing one single, real high note, That Amadeus Mozart ever wrote, My voice is just too horse, High notes hurt, of course, So, I play...

When I play music on the harpsichord, Everyone's closed eyes, look terribly bored, My notes don't fly, I try and try, At competition...

Daddy never said goodbye that day, When daddy took his banjo away, He left no kiss for ma, Or beer for grandpa, If I had known, I'd have...

Santa brought Harry an oboe, and he unpacked it Christmas Day, Once the oboe was assembled, Harry began to play and play, Harry was a happy ...

Often Harry would play in concert his sweet kazoo,  Then he bought a nice metal flute, and it was brand new, Then he bought a clarinet, Foun...