LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Before church choir, Michael's constipation, needed fine tuning, He went to his larder, where he kept dried plums for bowel pruning, Aft...

My favorite, little, straight flute, got pinched today, Someone evil grabbed it, and ran quickly away, It has a silver shine, Smells like me...

Fred decided to buy a  new shinny horn, cornet, Fred went to Hornhub, they are found on the internet, Fred picked out one that shined, His c...

Phillip Sparkle played some old giddy, show tunes, On his brand new set of silver plated spoons, He played most of the day, Till sunshine we...

Often Harry would play in concert his sweet kazoo,  Then he bought a nice metal flute, and it was brand new, Then he bought a clarinet, Foun...

I heard Mozart played on a didgeridoo, It was something different, something quite new, I heard The Magic Flute, On a doo, not a toot, The d...

My entire universe consists of strings, I put strings on fiddles and banjos and things, I run string for cloths lines, I string tie-up grape...

I had a hot toasted pastry for my meal, It burnt my lips and made them peel, I saw Santa today, My burnt lips could not say, All I want is a...

The little tit had it's toot, Chirping out The Magic Flute, It did not depart From original Mozart, But the owl didn't give a hoot.

Summer starts in the month of June, Not aligned with the full moon, Somehow that seems quite out of tune, Like when Jen plays trumpet, after...