LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was something goopy, that came up through my straw, I sucked it from my soda pop, into my jaw, What a maddening, big waste, I used a t...

Jimmy's noodles were so hot, They burnt his teeth that had the rot, He sucked the water cooler, With his drooler, Water going down mixed...

I thought I had a gold tooth that was crusty, Turns out it was tin and went rusty, I was charged for the gold, But, tin I was sold, Couldn...