LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Justin was a cute teddy bear, who lived on my top bookshelf, Justin was so sad, because he lost his best friend, Teddy Ralph, Teddy Ralph fe...

I went to the zoo, and they tossed me into a cage, They signed me as a "Baboon", and that filled me with rage, Then they brought m...

Hansel and Gretel went out into the woods, They went to steal the witch's fresh cookie goods, But they weren't so lucky, They were e...