LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

It lasted only a day and a night, late, last October, It was all Halloween, and I dressed like my dog named, Rover, On my tv screen, Jason c...

My anchor, my love,  Sleeping, peaceful dove, Great quiet,  Sound diet, Relaxed low, above.

I went cold-freeze turkey, Was muddled and murky, I could never stop, Drinking soda pop, I'm now mean, and jerky.  4624

I ran out of tin foil, now the state owns my brain, With no shinny tin hat, I'm completely insane, To remember what's true, On my to...