LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I'm down to two Barbies, and that's all I got, I got one GI Joe, and his name is Scott, They still party hard, And, let down their g...

I told my Sarge, I couldn't run another mile, I told him that running was just not my style, Well, oh darn, and oh shoot, The army gave ...

Down the rain kept coming and washed my snowman army all away, I was going to invade the neighbor's rhubarb patch on the first full da...

I was in the army and drove a tank, I drove it out on a lake and it sank, The army could see, They did not want me,  Now, I run a home mortg...