LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to the Symphony to hear me some Brahms, When I get really stressed out, the Brahms music calms, But, as the Valkyries roared, My bloo...

The judge said I was criminally, completely insane, He ordered AI chips to be stapled into my brain, I did not feel anything, Til my ears st...

Derek the drummer, did drum everyday, He would drum most of the time, since his mom passed away, When Derek got tired, He would just get rew...

After creepy Mitch harvested all of his carrots, He found no room in the house, for two squawking parrots, Mitch left the parrots outside, T...

Dave was what you would call, extremely mecurial, For ladies, he was not parental material, Dave carried reject pain, In his unsettled brain...

I went to the barn and found some moist, chocolate cake, It was laying in hay, still a big piece I did take, It was a trifle bit runny, And ...