LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label Mental. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mental. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 31, 2026

WAGNER AIN'T NO BRAHMS

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I went to the Symphony to hear me some Brahms, When I get really stressed out, the Brahms music calms, But, as the Valkyries roared, My bloo...
Tuesday, February 6, 2024

THEY DIPPED SOME CHIPS IN MY BRAINS

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The judge said I was criminally, completely insane, He ordered AI chips to be stapled into my brain, I did not feel anything, Til my ears st...
Saturday, December 2, 2023

DEREK THE DRUMMER DID DRUM

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Derek the drummer, did drum everyday, He would drum most of the time, since his mom passed away, When Derek got tired, He would just get rew...
Wednesday, September 27, 2023

THE CARROT FARMER GOES NUTS

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After creepy Mitch harvested all of his carrots, He found no room in the house, for two squawking parrots, Mitch left the parrots outside, T...
Sunday, July 16, 2023

THE TWO WHACK JOBS GOT MARRIED

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Dave was what you would call, extremely mecurial, For ladies, he was not parental material, Dave carried reject pain, In his unsettled brain...
Monday, June 12, 2023

I FOUND CAKE

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I went to the barn and found some moist, chocolate cake, It was laying in hay, still a big piece I did take, It was a trifle bit runny, And ...
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