LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a big blue boat, the name was The Alfalfa Glee, The boat went out racing around, and ran down Uncle Lee, It chunked Lee right up, ...

When Inky my pet octopus died, His friend Boris, the bear cried and cried Down my new toilet bowel, Went Inky's remains and soul, To the...