LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

On this Decoration Day, I have to eat my curds and whey, To attend parades without delay, And traffic laws I can still obey, So out of jail,...

My plumpest turkey was named Steve, He earned himself a Thanksgiving reprieve, Not too much to brag, But, he saluted the flag, O...

Today is Memorial Day, So, let's remember those left in the past, And, thank them in our quiet thoughts, For legacies they built t...