LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to see a horror movie called, "Victorian Bled", In the movie people were bleeding out, until they were all dead, The blood ...

Poor old Professor Max, He consumed way too much lax, He is stuck to his thrown, Calling for help on his phone, While his bowels play Yacket...

I got depressed when I got left by my Phil, So I got me some dill seeds and grew me some dill, My licenced dill farm, Done no one no harm,  ...