LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I fought a mind war with checkers, against my natural foe, He was my crazy sister's new boyfriend, and his name was Beau, Beau took the ...

Claudius the clown, was a very, very stupid man, He could not learn to tie his shoes, nor open a Spam can, It was said, Claudius the clown, ...