LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to see the Magic Flute, It's a nice, catchy Mozart toot, When I left, I stoped to eat, The food smelled like fungal feet, Then, I...

My neighbors are porch pirates, who wait until I'm sleeping, Then up to my door, they come a creeping, And when I confront an offender, ...

I wish my sister would stop slurping and drooling, For my lunch appetite is rapidly cooling, At age 45, She won't leave ma's hive, A...