LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

All currencies went crashing, even the dollar and crown, All of the stocks and bonds I own, went down, down, down, down, down, My heart blew...

None of my AI stocks have not done very good, Should have invested in a cord of firewood, At least I'd be warm, During the spring storm,...

All financial schemes are doing a crumble, While all of my stocks, tumble, tumble, tumble, I'm vacating, the here, Gonna drink some root...

There were two old grisly bears, and they lived out in the woods, They grew their own potatoes, and hunted Red Ridding Hoods, They also like...

I went online to check on my investments in the stocks, Instead of investing, I should have just watched the Tic Toks,  My whole portfolio s...

I found some fresh caught kippers on clearance sale,    They had not been cleaned, and were in a tin pail,   They were kinda smelly, Some we...