LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went downtown for a sandwich and cold pop, It was gonna be just a one place, one stop, The bathrooms, they stunk, Like a roadkill skunk, I...

I went to the old oak forest, with my big chainsaw in hand, I was there to attack trees, because I don't like where they stand, The tree...

My electricity is not steady, like before, The lights flicker, and flutter, then they shine, never more, I paid my complete bill, But, the e...

By my dining table, I have a chair for my seat, On top of the dining table, I nothing to eat, Where I bought my table and chair, I spent all...

A lion walked into a grocery store, looking for a plump clerk, The clerks were all very thin and busy, rushing around their  work, A portly ...