LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There once was a tiger named Bill, He lived just up over the hill, Everyday he'd eat mice, Take a swim to drown lice, The rest of the ti...

I had to give up my soul, When I fell into that big woodchuck hole, At the bottom were rocks, Brains displayed like fresh lox, The chuck fea...

My swimming pool is all full of sharks, One snapped at my dog, now my dog bark, bark, barks, The family disappeared, I found it quiet and we...