LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Vincent played the saxophone, He was completely deaf to tone, He sounded like Jazz, But, had no pizzazz, For pay they would throw him a ...

Hector played the harpsichord, He did not play well and was ignored, But, the piano-forte, He found he could play, He played so well he ...

Eli tried to conduct the band, He couldn’t read music and soon got canned, So he took a music course, Learned the power of the force, Du...

Jim tried to play the piccolo, But, his dim mind would work so slow, When the band was done, Jim was on note one, He needs to get busy a...

I got all dressed up in my finest suit, I played all night on my piccolo flute, Then it got very scary, Because my face was so hairy, ...