LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I once new this person, her name was Kittles Wainwright, She worked doing trapeze flights, at the circus all night, She fell from the sky, K...

I cried and cried when my goldfish died, because I spilled my soda pop, In criminal court, I was fair tried, after being arrested by the gol...

The bugs in the basement are on the crawl, Soon to be upstairs in the little potty stall, Then they sneak into the bed, Bitting from toes to...

A murder occurred in my little frog pond, Where my goldfish met the great beyond, I think my goldfish received a poison, When he was f...

I walked along a shrubbery ledge, Then, from my chest erupted a juniper wedge, Being back stabbed by shrub wood, Did not feel very good, I h...