LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Marnie the mouse liked to shuck peas, She cooked them up to eat with her cheese, But, along came the farmer, He wanted to harm her, She ...

A little mouse chewed through a power chord, The currents upon newspapers they moved toward, My house caught on fire, Because a mouse che...

Mabel made a dish of fresh grouse, She made it for her little pet mouse, The mouse would not eat the dish, He preferred to eat only fish,...