LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My guppy had babies; it's so very nice to see, She'll go back to her friends when she leaves maternity, The babies move slow, ...

Benny had a chocolate bar, in the back pocket of his white pants, Benny wanted to go birthday party, with mama, cousins, and aunts, But the ...

Peter picked his big, sweet turnips, from the ground they swelled within, Peter picked them in the morning, and placed them in his turnip bi...

Sammy torments the little crawling bugs, Bugs get even with deep digs, and wide dugs, Mostly, the bugs bite, But, Sammy ain't bright, Sa...

The three siblings told their ma, they were off to pick flowers, It was just a lie, so the siblings could slip away for hours, They went dol...

My toaster did not toast too well, It toasted mom's toast too toasty to jell, So, I spread peanut butter, Then, served it to mutter, ...

While ma worked as a seamstress for grocery pay, Grandma watched Dorothy each and every day, Dorothy was real small, Grandma, big and tall, ...

They were spooning, making out, first basing, Out in public and, it was disgracing, It was my mum and dad, And, they were making me mad, The...