LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I got bit by three gigantic skeeters today, It's March; skeeters shouldn't be out until late in May, Now, I am all itchy, My tude ha...

I've never seen so many big skeeters, Some of them are as long as eight meters, Why they grow so darn big, No scientist can fig, We must...

When I was flying my big blue kite, A skeeter gave me quite a bite, The bite made me pull the string real tight, And, I flew off towards ...

Peabody Smith sat on a hill, He was drinking his brandy, And having a thrill, Peabody looked out on his city with delight, Then the mos...

One day the sun was quite the heater, It even dried-up every skeeter, But, my pond fish had a need, For fresh skeeter feed, No m...