LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Mommy intervened,  and she made me take a time-out nap, for a while, Because I was feuding, using ball bats, with my pet, stuffed crocodile,...

Basement Boy had a big rat, nesting in Basement Boy's couch, When Basement Boy's butt plopped down, the rat bit Basement Boy, "...

Peter picked his big, sweet turnips, from the ground they swelled within, Peter picked them in the morning, and placed them in his turnip bi...

My beautiful blue teddy bear sat in a tire swing, He doesn't really swing, because he cannot do a thing, I drag his butt out and around,...

Tony started growing whiskers at the age of forty-four, Tony didn't know what to do, he hadn't had whiskers before, Pulling whiskers...

My fireworks went-off on the forth of July, But, it was inside the car and made my mom cry, No one was hurt, But, mom was real curt...

My mom had a porcelain pig, I knocked it on the floor, When it flew into a million pieces, Mom through me out the door,  I then wandere...

There was a girl from the Midland mores, She liked doing dishes and scrubbing floors, She would work half a day, She would work for no pa...