LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

He spends his nights and days, sitting around on his sitter, Doomscrolling social media, like Facebook and Twitter, He will never have a rea...

When I woke and worked out, my big mouth got me constantly canned, Now my foul tongue waving, language, got this internet boy, banned, The p...

Benjamin played the Little Fugue by J. S. Back, He uploaded it to the app they call Tic Tok, They say, Benny played pretty good, On his reco...

Dingo The Dino, did social channel colab, With Dave Man The Caveman, and the results were fab, Dingo gained some fame, And moneyed his name,...

I lived during the great, strange time of the memes, Some were silly and funny, others caused screams, But I am not going there, I fear the ...

The little tweeter was on the nightly news, He was famous for tweeting his memes and muse, Open eyes I couldn't keep, I fell deep down i...

I am a little blogger, but I think that my blogging is done, I published over a million blogs, and no one has read a one. I know my blogs mi...

I went to social media, and found that I'd been blocked, It was very upsetting, and I was verily shocked, I browsed around seeking reven...

Leon the toad, got bit by a big tick, That made Leon the toad, incredibly sick, The internet thought funny, When Leon became runny, So, Leon...

I went to Twitter and I couldn't twit a tweet, I felt really low, I felt deep defeat, I did not get bitter, Because they signed me off T...

Got me some eye makeup and glitter, To make a new selfie for Twitter, Made many fans bitter, They called me a dimwiter, I canceled my accoun...

I got told off, and it was bitter, By a bot troll, trolling Twitter, They said I was a stupid quitter, Said I should shut up, or I'd get...

Horsey Dorsey had four feet, Horsey Dorsey liked to tweet, When his hooves would quickly pound, He made a galloping hoof sound, Unless he ha...

I have been banned from all social media on earth, All my comments are deleted, from my death back until my birth, I guess I'll have a m...

I went to do an internet post, While in thought I burned my toast, It was my last slice of bread, That was not stale, moldy dead, My coffee ...

If you want people to hear you sing, Then, you sing only lyrics that are right of wing, You'll be a famous star, Invited to parlor par, ...

There was a man, who was so vehemently bitter, He attacked all in family over the media called twitter, He attacked his cousin the monk, ...

There was a man, who was so vehemently bitter, He attacked all in family over the media called twitter, He made fun of  his cousin the mon...