LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A Martian came down from outer space, He looked for towels with fancy white lace, His wife wanted them soon, Or, he'd sleep on the mo...

Invaders from space built a massive pyramid in my yard, It was a marker for spacecraft, so landings were soft, not hard, Then I thought ...

I decided to hide all night, Halloween, Witches, vampires, werewolves are just not my seen, Then, down from the sky, A martian drop...

It was a big mistake for me to move to mars, The air is  no good, and all they have are solar cars, Fresh veggies won't keep, The rent i...

A Martian landed on earth, He had a gigantic girth, He said, “Earthlings are so skinny, That’s why your life spans are mini, Martians li...

Martian, Martian from the sky, How'd you Martians learn to fly, We once tried space travel here, But, 'cause of money and fear, ...

Frosty found he had no fun. By playing with his hot ray gun, He vaporized his toe, He set his leg aglow, All the way up to his bun.