LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label MARTIANS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MARTIANS. Show all posts
Monday, April 15, 2024

A MARTIAN CAME DOWN FROM OUTER SPACE

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A Martian came down from outer space, He looked for towels with fancy white lace, His wife wanted them soon, Or, he'd sleep on the mo...
Monday, March 11, 2024

STUPID INVADERS FROM SPACE PART I

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Invaders from space built a massive pyramid in my yard, It was a marker for spacecraft, so landings were soft, not hard, Then I thought ...
Tuesday, October 25, 2022

THE MEAN MARTIAN FOUND ME ON HALLOWEEN LIMERICK

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I decided to hide all night, Halloween, Witches, vampires, werewolves are just not my seen, Then, down from the sky, A martian drop...
Wednesday, July 27, 2022

I SHOULD HAVE ON EARTH

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It was a big mistake for me to move to mars, The air is  no good, and all they have are solar cars, Fresh veggies won't keep, The rent i...
Friday, May 20, 2022

A MARTIAN'S ADVICE FOR A LONG LIFE LIMERICK

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A Martian landed on earth, He had a gigantic girth, He said, “Earthlings are so skinny, That’s why your life spans are mini, Martians li...
Thursday, May 12, 2022

THE MARTIAN LIMERICK

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Martian, Martian from the sky, How'd you Martians learn to fly, We once tried space travel here, But, 'cause of money and fear, ...
Wednesday, December 8, 2021

RAY GUNS ARE NOT A TOY

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Frosty found he had no fun. By playing with his hot ray gun, He vaporized his toe, He set his leg aglow, All the way up to his bun.
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