LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Celine looked out the window at cars, While dreaming of moving to mars, But, mars is all gravel and rocks, With sundial tic-tocs, And...

Invaders from space cut and laid massive stone blocks, They stacked them real high, like a toddler stacks toy blocks, Traveled billions of m...

Invaders from space built a massive pyramid in my yard, It was a marker for spacecraft, so landings were soft, not hard, Then I thought ...

Jerry liked to look at Stars, He did not care for spheres like the moon or Mars, He didn’t like balls in the sky, Just things that twinkl...

Old Sonny went to mars to dig in the soil, Everyone called him a crazy old moil, But he found in his ditch, The stuff t...

I went to a rave party, way up on old planet mars, They don't have combustion engines, so they don't drive earth cars, The breakdown...

On Mars our pudding is full of rocks, We have no mealtimes for we have no clocks, We have no open water and no boat docks, We have no ...

I decided to be a survivalist, So, I moved out to live under the stars, But, there is just this tiny little twist, I happen to be living ...

I hitched a ride to Mars, It cost me 6 cigars, I couldn't take my pets, That cost cigarettes, And, I'm saving those smokes f...