LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I looked down from a bridge, and saw a huge dinosaur, He was fighting a grizzly; it was an animal war, The big grisly got on top, Gave old d...

I went swimming with the turtles, and what did I find? Turtles like to snap toes off, which left me in a bind, I would have drowned that day...

I went fishing for some giggles and thrills, And maybe a flopping mess of bluegills, I caught a huge snag, I don't like to brag, It was ...

If I were a walrus, I would take ice and build a shack, Then I would eat invertebrates, while lying on my back, I'd eat snails and wiggl...