LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I lost a tear, when I stubbed my tiny toe, I lost a tear, when I lost my brother, Beau, It does not take my eyes long, Before they look red,...

My diseased guppy has a case of ich, The poor little fish seems awfully sick, Some think it is very strange, His funeral I'll arrange, H...

Mr. Murphy, he retired, His other choice, was get fired, He was out of date, Would hesitate, Had no promotions, since he was hired.

I had a pet chipmunk, but he didn't live too long, The berries he ate, were the berries that were wrong, I bought a berry picking book, ...

I once had a fat, pretty pet toad, He hopped out to hunt bugs in the road, Toad wanted bug juice to suck, But, he got squished by a tuck, An...

There were two little silos, sitting as neighbors in a field, When one silo overflowed, the other would absorb the yield, Then one day one c...

The roof on my home was felled by the snow, The roof completely collapsed, so I had nowhere to go, I could only weep, I had no castle ...