LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label Loss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Loss. Show all posts
Friday, May 16, 2025

I LOST A TEAR

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I lost a tear, when I stubbed my tiny toe, I lost a tear, when I lost my brother, Beau, It does not take my eyes long, Before they look red,...
Friday, January 5, 2024

ICH DOWN THE TOILET

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My diseased guppy has a case of ich, The poor little fish seems awfully sick, Some think it is very strange, His funeral I'll arrange, H...
Monday, December 11, 2023

SAGA OF THE NIGHT WATCHMAN

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Mr. Murphy, he retired, His other choice, was get fired, He was out of date, Would hesitate, Had no promotions, since he was hired.
Thursday, November 16, 2023

THE CHIPMUNK AND HIS BERRIES

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I had a pet chipmunk, but he didn't live too long, The berries he ate, were the berries that were wrong, I bought a berry picking book, ...
Wednesday, August 16, 2023

TOAD STORY

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I once had a fat, pretty pet toad, He hopped out to hunt bugs in the road, Toad wanted bug juice to suck, But, he got squished by a tuck, An...
Tuesday, September 20, 2022

THE TWO LITTLE SILOS SAGA, IN LIMERICK FORM

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There were two little silos, sitting as neighbors in a field, When one silo overflowed, the other would absorb the yield, Then one day one c...
Tuesday, January 11, 2022

WOE CAUSED BY SNOW, NOW NO CASTLE TO KEEP

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The roof on my home was felled by the snow, The roof completely collapsed, so I had nowhere to go, I could only weep, I had no castle ...
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