LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

On election day, I got no votes, They didn't register, when tabulating the totes, So I'll swallow my pride, Go somewhere and hide, A...

Todd looked all over the place, But his feet couldn't find third base, Todd was tagged out and became a disgrace, No one would look him ...

There was a troll who trolled on Twitter, He lost an election and became real bitter, His only employment was house sitter, Couldn't get...

I've decided to quit wearing baseball hats, The red ones especially have major loser stats, So, like granddad and aunt Cora, I'll be...