LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I spent a lifetime making sandwiches, dripping with grease, I will never find in my demise, an eternal peace, I invented the heart flopper, ...

They chopped off my head, and put me in a deep, cold grave, They piled on some heavy rocks, so I wouldn't misbehave, I crawled out of my...

If you want to be a Zombie, you see a dentist first, Without two good rows of teeth, your Zombie career is burst, Your teeth must bite, tear...

A famous brain scientist showed up, just outside of my homes front door, The smarty wanted my brain tissues, 3-4 pounds, no a thing more, I ...