LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I live in a house made of old tin, In a tin park, with all of my kin, On the tin park next door, My kin wage a great war, We win, steel all ...

I'm a hillbilly, and I really needs some more, They call me Poor Billy, because I'm so dirt poor, Never had no new shoes, Or socks t...

Some guy got lost way out in my woods, We robbed him, we were dressed with yellow hoods, I told him, "follow my bro, The Toad", ...