LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I washed down a crusty, dry doughnut, with a soda pop, I started to puke, and was observed, by a passing cop, The cop took me to jail, Where...

My sister, Katerina, came over to visit me, Katerina visited, as my retained attorney, She brought over her male kid, Boy, oh boy, what that...

I needed gum from a gum store, and I needed to get there really quick, The only transport I could legally drive, was grandpa's old pogo ...