LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My mandolin got mangled when it fell out the back of my pickup truck, And, although I didn't feel lucky the driver behind me had worse ...

I went to play polo and go poloed in my face It hurt really bad, and I got a face brace, I looked underneath, And out dropped all my teeth, ...

Barney traveled upriver in a fancy canoe, He traveled real fast, because the canoe was brand new, But he ran into a dock, And that cleaned h...