LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I gathered my pennies; took them to the bank, and they weren't worth a thing, The bank stoped exchanging currency for pennies, sometime,...

Maynard practiced each day, and locked into playing, his Pan flute, He played a lot of copyright music, and got a lawsuit, Soon, Maynard was...

When I drive down the street, I like to do the weave, That's why I got arrested by Officer Steve, He said I looked pale, He put me in ja...

We tried to launch gigantic rockets, but they all went downward bound, We couldn't break the curse called gravity, so our rockets kissed...

The Earl got his mail delivered, but it was not pleasant, The Earl got a fine, for poaching a little pheasant, The pheasants name was Daniel...

I went to the park to walk my dog, Sally, She was excited, and dug a park valley, I got beat and arrested, My sanity tested, Now I live with...