LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I sat down in my yard, and many fire ants attacked me, They were all biting, and kept biting, they would not let me be, They found me next d...

I flew my kite on one windy day, Then along came a chopper that cut it away, The chopper-man gave me a smile, While all the while, M...

No big fish in the lake so, I'm not fishing, Too much algae so, no fish fry dishing, Now, in my free time I mow lawn, Fertilize it at br...