LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I had a big pet raven, and he liked to eat canary, He used to eat them by the bunch, like a small, yellow berry, The canary birds worked tog...

Today I was taken directly to jail, For possessing too many frogs in my pail, I won't be back on the bay, Until, next Saturday, Then I w...

My neighbor made some delicious, pirate soup, It came from canned goods, he stole off someone's stoop, He also stole some bread, Wanted ...

Margot was a busy beaver, and she was busy every day, Blocking up the Tobacco River, so all the water, it would stay, After chewing on the t...

I went to see the King of Pudding, and the King first had me jailed, Because I did not like his puddings, the King next had me impaled,  I a...

My driver's licence has been renewed, Without it, I would have been subdued, I'd be held tight to the bottom, When the road cops yel...

Poor little Absalom, did not see the big hawk coming, Absalom was a little mouse, and not so fast at running, When the hawk grabbed Absalom...

Authorities won't let me have fireworks, because last year I burned down a house, This year I can only have sparklers, when supervised b...

There was a great fish; a big alpha male, He ate the other fish, from head to tail, His body got stronger, Wider and longer, He choked to de...

A law was just passed saying you could no longer eat chicken, If you were caught eating bird you'd get a public licken, A punishment of ...

George needed to get his self some chaw, So he traveled down to old Saginaw, When George got off the Bus, The police made a fuss, For George...