LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I use to clerk in a produce store, and I cut and cleaned the lettuce, good, Next, I placed the lettuce in the display case, stacked exactly,...

I went down to the town used  bookstore, but every book was gone,16 In the mail I got a notice, to be at the farm fields at dawn,16 I had to...

My boss kicked me hard, down the unemployment path, Because my employer required I do math, But not too long out the door, I got work moping...

There is a house painter named Steves, He only paints right under the eaves, He leaves the rest of the house, For his unlucky spouse, Steve ...