LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

While I am happily preparing for the love holiday, Until Valentine's, my love has tripped and traveled far away, Then I'll make a ni...

I and my love were engaged, doing spoon, When we were frightened by that bloody, red moon, We both wet our britches, Before we leaped into d...

My pretty pet pig felt so forsaken, When her boyfriend was sold for back bacon, I fed her a lunch, It was bacon,” crunch, crunch”, She w...

I married a ninja named rose, In various positions she’d pose, I checked out a girl named Clare, And, to my demise and despair, I found ...