LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I have a nice pink colored pet pig, named Pinker, He fishes with a cane pole, bobber and sinker, Just like his dear, old pappy, Pinker likes...

Teacher told me I couldn't use the ampersand (& ), He said in his class, that symbol was banned, Well it just is not fair, Just beca...

There was a red brick named Dave, Each day he would rant and rave, He was part of a wall, About eight feet tall, He wished to be part of...