LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I ate all the raspberries, and I blamed it on my niece, She is only two years old, and they'll leave her be, in peace, I don't want ...

I love spreading conspiracy theories, They scare both enemies and dearies, "Spaceships invade," "There's a Bigfoot parade...

There were so many election day trolls, Who have nefarious goals, Many come from overseas, Offering nude body sleaze, And, tell fibs about v...

It was a very bitter tweet, That I received for my deceit, I told grandma, I had soar feet, So I couldn't stop by, for sup to eat, My ra...

I went to the Fair to work in a booth, Got attacked by a mare that kicked out my tooth, Then, a sow ate my toes, A goat bit off my nose, I s...

I'm afraid I told my girlfriend a little fib, When I bragged about my fabulous crib, She was taken aback, With my tar papered shack, ...