LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My pet bat is loaded with lice, He hangs out too much with field mice, Having really bad friends, Has led my bat to bad ends, So...

While digging in my garden, I came across a mouse, But, unlike old Robert Burns, I loved to destroy his house, Old Burns loved the mous...

Although this day was very bright and quite sunny, I did not find the day to end up very nice, Because my bad roommate who found it profou...