LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

New Years Eve I had over all my bosses, And, they drank down all my sauces, My party got praise, But I didn't get a raise, My alcohol br...

I ran into a zebra, and he kissed me on the face, He had a big sloppy tongue, smelled like pork in a meat case, I tried not to hurt feelings...