LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My new kite got stuck in a windmill, and round and round the kite went, The kite has been stuck there sixteen years, and still, I give a mad...

I flew my kite on one windy day, Then along came a chopper that cut it away, The chopper-man gave me a smile, While all the while, M...

When I was flying my big blue kite, A skeeter gave me quite a bite, The bite made me pull the string real tight, And, I flew off towards ...