LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Everyday, it is fried taters in the morning, and a fry pan in the big sink, Now, my sink is so full of fry pans, I can't maneuver a glas...

I had lots of dirty dishes to do, and I locked in, There were so many dishes, it could have been a great win, With all the dishes laid about...

I went to a flea market in Saginaw Michigan, to buy me some wooden pears, They had wooden pears in all colors and sizes, sorted in baskets o...

I left my bananas on my kitchen counter top, The bananas ripened and ripened, I din't think they could stop, Then, I noticed one day, ...

I had a rat living under my sink, He ate bleach, he died, now he stink, So I sprayed some air spray, And the stink went away, But the spray ...

I decided to play with my old slinky, It was sharp and cut off my big pinky, In less than a blink, My pink went down the sink, For the next ...